1. Understand that you are alive.
2. Get to a place which will allow you to live for a long time.
3. Allow yourself time to be a person of wisdom and intellect.
4. Treat yourself to good times and people who are friendly.
5. Eat food which will make you strong.
6. Make a meal for a friend and let them know that you are a friend who cares for them.
7. I am a person who gives speeches, now I am able to perform great tasks for all the people on this planet.
8. I can do many things, and with this intellect, I am able to perform all the things which I want to do.
9. I am able to perform a life of professional life-like events, and am going to show you the most important thing in your life.
10. I give you the most amazing experience in the whole universe.
The 10 steps to a better life, for everyone in the fucking world.
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