GodLifeZoller

1. Understand that you are alive.

2. Get to a place which will allow you to live for a long time.

3. Allow yourself time to be a person of wisdom and intellect.

4. Treat yourself to good times and people who are friendly.

5. Eat food which will make you strong.

6. Make a meal for a friend and let them know that you are a friend who cares for them.

7. I am a person who gives speeches, now I am able to perform great tasks for all the people on this planet.

8. I can do many things, and with this intellect, I am able to perform all the things which I want to do.

9. I am able to perform a life of professional life-like events, and am going to show you the most important thing in your life.

10. I give you the most amazing experience in the whole universe.

The 10 steps to a better life, for everyone in the fucking world.

If you want more, please visit, www.myspace.com/iamgoingtowritemyurlhere

That is a real link, yes. : )